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8. Special Case [Manual Hidup Admin]

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'This case is a bit different kak.' Most dangerous phrase. Thick SOP becomes decoration. When everything's special, what are rules for? https://www.listingmine.com/Music/Malay-Admin

Pagi buka laptop
Belum sempat tarik nafas
Telefon masuk mesej
“Akak ada special case”
Deal nampak biasa
Nama, harga lengkap
Tapi ayat paling bahaya
Datang selepas itu cepat
“Kes ni lain sikit je kak…”
Ayat semua aku kenal
Bila ayat itu keluar
SOP mula runtuh perlahan
Special case! Special case!
Semua kes jadi special case
SOP tulis tebal-tebal
Akhirnya ikut special case
Special case! Special case!
Semua orang ada alasan
Kalau satu boleh ubah
Seribu lagi ikut jalan
Agent tambah satu nama
Katanya bantu deal
Komisen ikut peraturan
Tiba-tiba semua lain
SOP kata tujuh puluh
Tapi kes ini lain pula
Agent minta sembilan puluh
Company tanggung beza
“Kes ni lain sikit je kak…”
Ayat sama setiap hari
Kalau satu boleh berubah
Peraturan hilang sendiri
Special case! Special case!
Semua kes jadi special case
SOP tulis tebal-tebal
Akhirnya ikut special case
Special case! Special case!
Semua orang ada alasan
Kalau satu boleh ubah
Seribu lagi ikut jalan
Manual tulis seratus muka
Flowchart penuh warna
Tapi satu ayat pendek
Boleh ubah semuanya
“Kes ni lain sikit je kak…”
“Kes ni lain sikit je kak…”
“Kes ni lain sikit je kak…”
“Kes ni lain sikit je kak…”
Special case! Special case!
Semua kes jadi special case
Bila semua jadi special
Tiada lagi peraturan!
Ejen kata…
“Kes ni lain sikit je kak.”
Aku jawab perlahan…
“Semua kes… lain sikit.”

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